Thursday, September 10, 2009

Is my Time Up?

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 43 years.
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"



(You'll love this)







God replied:

"I didn't recognize you!" ......


moral of the story: Love the physical feature you have now. You were created beautifully by the Lord. In fact you were created out of His own image and likeness.

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